He kept us waiting long enough.
Speaking to the Miami New Times, fond nineties-memory Shaggy has unveiled his thought-provoking plan for ridding the middle-east of Islamic Terrorists.
Shaggy described the levels of violence perpetrated by ISIS as ‘a different kind of evil’, but believes that ‘if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off’.
“There are two things you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high”, Shaggy continued, imparting the level of wisdom one would expect from a man who once advised unfaithful lovers around the world to cover up their infidelity by telling their partner that it simply wasn’t them, despite being caught in the act.
“They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there,” Shaggy concluded, solving not only the present conflicts in the middle-east, but every conflict from now until the end of time.
Mr. Boombastic, indeed.
Your move, leaders of the world.
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