People passing by The Four Seasons hotel in Ballsbridge on Saturday night may well have been shocked by the sight of a hardcore porn movie being played on a bus parked outside.
According to the Irish Daily Mirror this morning, numerous onlookers couldn’t believe their eyes as the driver of a bus for Scottish rugby supporters – which was empty apart from the driver at the time – enjoyed a little bit of X-rated action while ignorant of the fact that several people were looking on in astonishment from the outside.
The driver is believed to have parked up outside while the Scottish supporters he was ferrying around enjoyed a drink in The Four Seasons at around 10 pm on Saturday night, only a few hours after their side had been well beaten by Declan Kidney’s men in the Six Nations clash at the nearby Aviva Stadium.
Obviously not satisfied by what he had seen on the pitch, the driver felt the need to have a look at a few more rucks and mauls on the small screen, thinking that he had the bus all to himself. He was wrong.
“I actually couldn’t believe my eyes,” one onlooker is quoted as saying in The Irish Daily Mirror.
“I was passing on my bike and just could not believe what I was seeing. I just cycled past and there was two people having sex. The man clearly had no idea that what he was watching was on the main screen that is about halfway down the bus.
“It was bizarre. There were people walking past the bus and they could clearly see. People were laughing about it, but it was really filthy.
“There was a Scottish flag hanging at the back of the bus but there were no supporters around at the time. The driver was just sitting there watching porn outside one of the poshest hotels in Ireland.”
While the onlooker in question seems like the prudish sort, even if he/she certainly has reason to be offended by hardcore porn being displayed in public, it appears as if there were plenty of others in the vicinity who got a great kick out of the sordid affair.
“I couldn’t believe it,” the onlooker added.
“I got right up against the window and filmed him on my phone and he didn’t even notice; he was so into it.
“Everyone could see him – the lads at the taxi rank opposite just couldn’t get over it. They were laughing away, it was just surreal.
“To openly watch that kind of stuff, and this was real filth, he must have some neck on him. He just didn’t care. A man who came past walking his dog saw what he was doing and nearly died.”
We’re sure that once the relevant people find out, the bus driver will have to pay the penalty, or at least try and be a little more discreet in future. Mind you, once word gets out about this, he’ll have a right mind to kick the filthy habit into touch for good.
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