Can they get their money back?
We think we can all agree that the World Cup has been brilliant so far. Goals, shocks, drama and referees going crazy spraying shaving foam all over the pitch.
JOE thinks that the only thing that has been missing so far is one of those “Christ almighty” haircuts that usually causes your dad to say “Would he not go and get a proper cut?”.
With that in mind, here are JOE’s ten worst World Cup barnets of all time, in no particular order…
Alexi Lalas
World Cup: US at USA ’94.
In a few words: Ginger billy-goat.
Carlos Valderrama
World Cup: Columbia at USA ’94.
In a few words: Best hair ever.
Chris Waddle
World Cup : England at Italia ’90.
In a few words: Business at the front, party at the back.
Roberto Baggio
World Cup: Italy at USA 94.
In a few words: Rat-tail, mullet or pony-tail?
Bobby Charlton
World Cup: England at England ’66.
In a few words: Ernie McCracken’s inspiration.
Rene Higuita
World Cup: Columbia at Italia ’90.
In a few words: Soul glow.
Romania
World Cup: The whole team at France ’98.
In a few words: Children of the Corn = commentators nightmare.
Taribo West
World Cup: Nigeria at France ’98.
In a few words: Didn’t my sister have those?
Ronaldo
World Cup : Brazil at Japan & South Korea ’02.
In a few words: Can we forgive him?
Jose Perlaza
World Cup: Ecuador at Germany ’06.
In a few words: What the bejesus?
So what do you think? Make sure to tweet JOE if you spot any shocking haircuts during what’s left of this World Cup…
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