A different take on football reporting.
We imagine that Jose Mourinho is currently at Chelsea’s training ground with a big binder in his hands that’s titled, ‘How to defend corners 101’ after their dramatic defeat to PSG last night.
It seemed like The Blues had the game to lose after Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s red-card and Gary Cahill’s goal put the the Premier League leaders in front with little over 10 minutes to play.
We all know what happened next though. Former Chelsea defender Mario Melchiot has had his say on Chelsea’s Champions League dream being ended for another year and it’s definitely unique.
Somehow we don’t see this becoming part of the football dialect.
I feel like The day I lost my virginity and than woke up and saw It was a wet dream. Dreams can be cruel sometimes!!! #mmlove #CFC
— Mario Melchiot (@MarioMelchiot) March 11, 2015
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