Never would you have imagined that there would be such a hoopla on the internet over a photo of a naked ginger but Prince Harry isn’t your normal red head.
The media storm surrounding the birthday-suited Prince – who must be seriously rubbish at strip billiards – running amok in Las Vegas has led to many a first such as The Sun taking the moral high ground over showing nudey photos and our very own Prince Harry Vegas specials.
First up we’re offering 20/1 on the Royal following the lead of fellow ginger mess Linsay Lohan and entering rehab in the US and 66/1 to lose the crown jewels (not the ones you’re thinking of) on roulette.
You can also bet on Harry pulling off a Britney Spears and marrying in the famous Little White Wedding Chapel at 100/1 while thankfully it’s a massive 500/1 for him to appear as a nude centrefold in Playgirl magazine.
Meanwhile, with Olympic champions Usain Bolt and Ryan Lochte acting like the fathers of a needy four year old and letting Harry beat them in their chosen sports, we’re betting on which Olympian the Prince will beat next, with cyclist Bradley Wiggins the favourite at 7/4 followed by Michael Phelps at 4/1.
We were going to offer odds on him beating Katie Taylor but I really didn’t fancy typing that many zeros.
Elsewhere, Zayn Malik became the latest Twitter quitter this week, leading to speculation surrounding his future in One Direction. Zayn is now 10/11 to be the first of the pubescent munchkins to quit getting paid to mime about loving some wan.
He’s followed in the betting by the horny one and the Irish lad who are both at 7/2 while the two lads who no one cares about are at 6/1 to stop doing their bit to put the dire in One Direction.
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