The poor physio at Old Trafford…
JOE wondered if Louis Van Gaal was relishing the international break as it gave him some time to reflect on Manchester United’s stop-start to the league campaign.
The Dutchman has had rotten luck on the injury front and the recent injuries incurred by some of United’s players during the international break has led this JOE to believe that Arsene Wenger, Jose Mourinho and Manuel Pellegrini all secretly took voodoo classes over the summer and are currently sticking pins into miniature dolls that resemble the United squad.
Okay maybe the scenario isn’t that dramatic but this starting XI of injured Man Utd players most certainly is.
Has there been a Man Utd player who hasn’t picked up an injury so far? Even their subs must be getting fatal splinters in their arse at this stage.
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