It turns out Lance wasn’t on performance enhancing drugs at all, it’s just been a big misunderstanding…
By Adrian Collins
We were all quick to jump on the bandwagon about Lance being a disgraced former cyclist when reports broke out recently about his alleged use of performance enhancing substances, but we think that now we might have gotten the whole thing wrong after this story was broken on a news program in Canada.
So there you go everyone, time to start issuing your apologies to the man. There’ll be a few slices of humble pie eaten once he explains how this was just a simple misunderstanding, and that he was consistently and systematically using RUGS, possibly in some form of interior design scheme.
We’re waiting with baited breath to see the Oprah interview later this week now as he explains exactly how he used the rugs to win the Tour de France.
Thanks to hypervocal.com for the picture
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