Mixed Martial Arts is ripe for a bit of spoofery, and the ABB – the All Balls Brawl – hits the mark on virtually every level.
This is a double-hexagon event where every move is outlawed. Every move, that is, except repeated a smack in the cojones.
As besuited organiser Larry Gordon says, “In our league, the only legal hit is a hit to the balls.”
As All Balls Brawl headliner Kenny Florian says, “You’re gonna see every reaction from this guy: open mouth, cross eyes, girly scream. It’s gonna be a mother-f***ing Adam Sandler movie.”
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