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As you can see above, whatever Ireland’s chance of beating monster men like Jamie Roberts and Alex Cuthbert tomorrow, we would have no chance against 15 Blue Whales.
They would surely run at Jonny Sexton and even though the Leinster man isn’t bad in the tackle, a two hundred-ton mammal would be too difficult for him to stop, even if he went low.
As for Declan Kidney he would have to produce a harpoon gun and take pot shots from the coaches’ box, which we are pretty sure is not allowed anymore.
But as far as we know the Six Nations is still a land-based championship so the whales would probably be hampered by that a little.
Anyway, we’ll be tuning in to see which team runs out of the Aviva tunnel tomorrow in red.
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