Are you currently looking for an aircraft carrier to carry your fleet of fighter jets around Ireland? Well, someone in Dublin has what you’re after.
If you head over to DoneDeal.ie as soon as you can, you may be able to snap up a bargain for only €750,000,000. That’s €750 million, in case numbers aren’t your thing.
What exactly is this bargain we speak of? Well it’s the USS Kitty Hawk of course. The 62,000t vessel is currently being sold in Dublin by a Mr George W. Bush Jr, who leaves his phone number available on the posting.
The carrier’s top speed is a swift 61km/h and it can carry a total of 85 aircraft. For €750 million you also get great millage. The USS Kitty Hawk gets around 2000 gallons of fuel per mile and when you compare that to your average car getting 60 miles per gallon, the USS KH isn’t half bad. Or it’s absolutely terrible, we don’t know anything about boats.
If you are thinking of trading up from your Nissan Micra to this behemoth of a war ship then be warned, the ad comes with a few ground rules: “Genuine reason for sale (enemies surrendered), no time wasters, serious callers only (no tyre kickers)”.
If this sounds like your sort of investment then head over to DoneDeal.ie before it’s too late.
