Ross O’Carroll Kelly is not often touted as the smartest fellow but when it comes to his expertise on women he is infallible.
Paul Howard’s alter-ego on Twitter often keeps us amused with his ruminations on love, life, rugby and whatever else you’re having.
This stallion of men today proffered forth this statement for the consideration of the masses of Twitter and lioke, oh my god, we totally focking agree (hopefully my D4 language lessons in Krystal nightclub are working and I got that translation right…)
At JOE we like all sports, but in fairness lad’s volleyball just pales in comparison to their female counterpart’s game for some intangible reason.
We did some exhaustive research on the internet this morning (seriously exhaustive….) and we think we have found three scientific reasons that male volley is rendered irrelevant next to the female version.
Those reasons are the following:
24 year-old Ekaterina Khomyakova of Russia
The Olympian with best name we have heard so far in Team GB’s Zara Dampney
And finally the US dream team of April Ross and Jen Kessy
Sure aren’t they all lovely girls?
You can follow the Rossmeister-general @RossOCK
First two pictures Photo Credit: Bustedcoverage.com
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