Before the impending apocalypse occurred God saw it fit to take to Twitter to say sorry for a few things that have happened over the years and Ireland was included.
Sometimes there’s nothing like getting a secret off your chest, whether you’ve done something wrong or you know something you shouldn’t. Well God wanted to get a few things off His chest last night, before we all died in the apocalypse – which never happened – and he had some interesting things to say.
The first thing He wanted to say sorry for was the Great Potato Famine of 1848 and as you’ll see below He had a fairly ‘solid’ reason.
Well it’s about time… God then went on to apologise to all the gays, Asians, Jews and to all the unbaptised babies currently burning in hell. So at least the Irish got a mention.
