Down with this sort of thing.
When JOE was a young lad we always had ambitions to work in our local cinema, imagine the one from Father Ted but with more animals in the screenings and you’re on the right tracks.
A job in a cinema seemed like such a cool thing to have. Free popcorn and endless movies were just two of the perks, but we never fancied cleaning up the aisles once the film was finished.
You may have heard that the raunchy 50 Shades of Grey is opening in Irish cinemas this week as women will surely run, stampede and basically throw anyone who gets in their way into the nearest wall at the cinema.
The movie is obviously going to be very steamy, sultry and sexy with long pauses and seductive conversations throughout.
That’s why this picture of the staff in Dublin’s Cineworld being hard at work made us laugh.
They’re obviously getting prepared and practising for the likely scenario where lots of women will spill their drinks on the floor. Yeah, that’s it.
.@broadsheet_ie Precautionary measures already in place in Cineworld Parnell Street… pic.twitter.com/AvU1k0oH31
— Davey B (@Dave_B24) February 11, 2015
After seeing this we can only think of one man.
Image via – Dave Byrne
R.T via Broadsheet
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