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14th Feb 2015

JOE reader marks 50 Shades opening weekend with a warning to midwives

Jamie Dornan will have a lot to answer for

Tony Cuddihy

It’s all about planning ahead.

Patrick Healy is a forward thinker, and knows that come November the maternity wards up and down will be screaming with the fruits of this weekend’s, ehm, labour.

So he posted this yesterday.

Take heed, nurses, midwives, porters et al… It’ll be a busy lead-up to Christmas.

Healy

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