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14th Feb 2015

Pic: We’re having nun of this 50 Shades of Grey protest

They're nun too happy about this

Paul Moore

They’re nun too happy about this

JOE was curious as to why there was a queue the length of the Great Wall of China when we made our weekly trip to the cinema to see Shaun the Sheep, not 50 Shades of Grey.

See, we don’t want our soul to be tarnished and have to say 10 Hail Marys for seeing this filth. Only joking.

As Fr Dougal would say though, ‘no one listens to Dana’ and it seems that these protests from members of the clergy (*cough, cough*) are falling on deaf ears also.

On the plus side, we’re fairly sure that all of these girls are going to heaven.

Wahaaaay!

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