Never tie your penis to a cinderblock.
If JOE could base our life around just one film then Todd Phillips’ superb comedy Old School would definitely be high up on the list, it’s either this or Dunsten Checks In.
Its been 12 years since Mitch, Beanie and Frank the Tank created the greatest college fraternity since Animal House and with this in mind, we’ve decided to spread some of the life lessons that we’ve learned from it.
It’s never too late to run away from a wedding
Always bring up your own sex life during a speech, especially if your girlfriend was in an orgy
This band are a MUST for all occasions
When you’re around kids always get them to ‘earmuff it’
Never tie your penis to a cinderblock
When in doubt, unleash ‘The Tank’
Know what time your local KFC closes at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcCxc5ZAX80
Great things can happen when you black out
Always keep your composure
I like you…but you’re crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pFfiB21nRY
The ‘trust tree’ is a trap
It’s ok for a 30-year-old man to be best friends with someone that looks 90
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