We wouldn’t advise trying this on your other half.
A man in South Carolina called the police after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.
According to the The Smoking Gun, Patrick Doggett rang the authorities because his partner, Faye Woodruff, “would not give him any ass.”
Doggett was allegedly drinking heavily all day and “didn’t know where he was” when reporting the “incident”.
Woodruff did not file an official complaint or provide a statement, but police arrested Doggett on arrival for public intoxication and held him overnight.
We imagine he’ll be in the dog house for some time over this.
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