We absolutely love this film.
As Bad Santa turns 15, it’s time to reminisce on the rarest of things, a superb comedy that managed to sneak under the radar and become an instant cult-classic.
With this in mind, here are some life lessons that we learned from Willie, Marcus, Grandma and the wonderfully named, Thurman Merman.
Bad Santa on…
Reality v hope.
“Why don’t you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first”.
Behaving in public.
“You probably shouldn’t be diggin’ in your ass.”
The world’s best snack.
“Who makes a better sandwich, Granny or Thurman? Is Granny spry?”
Dirty talk.
“You ain’t gonna shit right for a week!”.
Police brutality.
“That and everyone agreeing that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa was even more fucked up than Rodney King”.
How kids can be the devil.
Willie: What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
Thurman: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else’s head?
Thurman: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your… Would… God damn it! Are you fucking with me?
Dealing with relationship problems.
“Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I’m out on my ass”.
Pointing out the obvious.
Thurman: You are really Santa, right?
Willie: No, I’m an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?
Life not being fair (especially an advent calendar)
Thurman: Candy corn?
Willie: Well they all can’t be winners!
Being the best person that you can be.
“You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin’ shit that has every slid from a human being’s hairy ass”.
The most important lesson that you’ll ever learn in life.
“Fuck you, Willie! Ass clown!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOm64YHDDik
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