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25th Dec 2016

The Queen isn’t attending mass this morning and EVERYONE is taking the piss

Carl Kinsella

There are few things in life more satisfying than skipping mass, especially if you’re hungover on Christmas morning.

It is a joy that Queen Elizabeth has never known until today, as the woman has attended Christmas morning mass every single year since her coronation.

In an unprecedented turn of events, Liz will miss this year’s mass at Sandringham Church as she recovers from a heavy cold.

The news was broken by several British outlets early on Christmas Day, to which the internet collectively responded: “A likely story.”

https://twitter.com/limeandonion/status/812957033037254656

https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/812953593905037313

https://twitter.com/WengerJesus/status/812954424729620480

https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/812955888109621248

In all seriousness, we hope that she recovers well and soon.

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