We’ve a mixed bag for you this Thursday -Â Zombie Women of Satan, Belfast’s white colar boxers and a strange old man called Peter.
Pic of the Day (above): The beautiful people are out in force for the Cannes Film Festival.
Women attend the ‘Zombie Women Of Satan’ Photocall on the beach during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 13, 2010 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images).
Tonight’s Telly
Pick of the night: Fight Club, 10pm, BBC2.
Documentary following a group of rookies as they prepare to take part in Belfast’s first ever White Collar Boxing tournament. The training steps up a gear for the 30 businessmen and women as the date of the tournament closes in.
Sporting highlight: MMA Live,10.00pm, ESPN.
Comprehensive round up of all the news and views from the world’s biggest Mixed Martial Arts franchise, the UFC. This show runs for a full hour-and-a-half so you should have had your fill of batin’ and rowin’ by 11.30pm.
More TV: You Have Been Watching, Channel 4, 10pm
Charlie Brooker is back for the new series of the show that rips the guts out of the week’s TV offerings. Brooker and his team of celebs use the cover of a quiz show to rip the piss out of all of TV’s dislikable people.
Live Like JOE… Get out more
The summer appears to have come and gone but that’s no reason to spend our days in bed alternately crying and masturbating. There is plenty going on this weekend around the country – GAA matches, boxing shows, football games, and a ton of gigs. Keep an eye out for tomorrow’s edition of JOE.ie’s Something for the Weekend – it will give you the full low-down on where you should be spending your time.
We’re almost upon the last day of the working week so get your best clobber into the wash, stretch out your liver, get the hair cut after work and start warming up for a night, and possibly a day, on the tiles.
Mood Swingometer
Today we’re feeling… perturbed.
JOE noticed an elderly man looking through the kitchen window when making breakfast this morning. He was gesticulating wildly, but he was also smiling – so the decision was taken to go outside for a chat. He had a near-unfathomable rural Galway accent but he did manage to communicate his name – Peter. It remains to be seen whether Peter has any sort of nefarious intentions but in the meantime, we’re perturbed. A little bit disturbed I suppose, but mostly just perturbed.
