Today we’re feeling…paranoid.
There is some sort of conspiracy going on about the place and everyone seems to be in on it except us. We’ve discussed the matter and we think it involves UFOs, scientology, water fluoridation and possibly the Orange Order.
Some suspicious looking individuals have been following us, when we went to Spar earlier to get a breakfast roll for example, and we reckon the phones have been tapped. There was a helicopter floating around earlier and we think it was filming our office. This is messing at this stage lads. What’s the craic like?
