What do South Korean ninja assassins, the Hooky Monster, stranger danger and the Orange Order have in common? Only one way to find that out buddy.
Pic of the Day Are they too young? Probably too young. We might have just posted a jailbait picture.
Actresses Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey and Amanda Bauer attend the ‘Myth of the American Sleepover’ Photocall held at the American Pavilion during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 20, 2010 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images).
Tonight’s Telly
Pick of the night: Ninja Assassin, Sky Box Office
South Korean superstar Rain plays the role of a former killer who ditches his band of assassin mates in order to protect Naomie Harris’ secret agent. His buddies are of the bros before hoes school of thought and decide to hunt him through the streets of Berlin. With swords.
More TV: Ryan Confidential, RTÉ One, 10.15pm
This was the last recorded interview before Gerry Ryan’s untimely death. His chat with sports pundit and broadcaster George Hook was scheduled to go out on the day Gerry was buried, but has been put back to tonight. The man’s almost unnerving knack for drawing personal confessions from his subjects is on show as he gets all the dirt out of the Hooky Monster.
Sporting highlight: Fight Club, BBC 2, 10pm
For months now we’ve been watching the Fight Club boys cry and vomit their way through 11 weeks of training for Belfast’s first White Collar Boxing tournament. Tonight though, it all comes to an end – it’s fight night baby!
Live Like JOE… Don’t dress like a creep.
Do children point at you and shout, ‘Stranger danger!†when you go to the shops? Well, you may be a perfectly up-standing member of your community but a few ill-advised fashion mistakes can give you a reputation for being the type of chap who buys sweets he has no intention of eating.
Happily, JOE’s fashion section has you covered. Click here for our guide on what not to wear if you don’t want to find yourself on the sex offenders register.
Mood Swingometer
Today we’re feeling…paranoid.
There is some sort of conspiracy going on about the place and everyone seems to be in on it except us. We’ve discussed the matter and we think it involves UFOs, scientology, water fluoridation and possibly the Orange Order.
Some suspicious looking individuals have been following us, when we went to Spar earlier to get a breakfast roll for example, and we reckon the phones have been tapped. There was a helicopter floating around earlier and we think it was filming our office. This is messing at this stage lads. What’s the craic like?
