Today we’re feeling… scared.
International sports stars have been acting very strangely lately and to be quite honest, it’s freaking us out.
First we had to endure the sight of Venus Williams taking to the court during the French Open in a lacy black negligee replete with gross flesh-coloured tights. Now we’re hearing that Toulouse and Tonga star Finau Maka has been arrested on modern slavery charges after a complaint from some poor Tunisian he, I dunno, kept. It’s getting out of hand so listen, Venus – nobody wants to see the whole of your moon and Maka – take it easy on your Tunisians, will you? Tunisians are people too.
