Live Like JOE…revive your wardrobe.
If you’re like JOE, you probably fall out of bed in the morning, before spending ages trying to find something suitable to put on. You’ve still got the same tracksuit legs that you’ve had since you were eleven, secretly hoping that they’ll come back into fashion, and that you’ll lose a few stone in weight and feet in height.
Shopping is an absolute nightmare for you, as you find it difficult to tell what’s cool and what isn’t. You eventually run out of the store, crying your eyes out, wishing life didn’t have to be so hard. You ring your mother, she consoles you, and even offers to buy you some gear. Her offer is refused, “for God’s sake Joe,” you tell yourself, “you’re a grown man now, act like one.”
You go back into the clothes shop, and try again, but your efforts are in vain. You wonder “if only there could be someone to tell me what to wear, preferably something for the summer, by Fred Perry.”
Well now there is. Just click here.
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