Settle in because there are a few belters on TV today.
What day is it? Who knows? We’re now in the Twilight Zone after Christmas where space and time doesn’t exist. Until New Year’s Eve comes around, the only thing we’re sure about is the fact that everyone needs to stay on their couch and watch TV.
With this in mind, here are the best films on TV today.
Kindergarten Cop – 10:25 on UTV
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Emma -12:30 on BBC2
All very posh.
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade – 13.15 on BBC1
We named the dog Indiana.
Happy Feet Two – 14:15 on ITV2
Penguins + more singing = fun.
Raiders of the Lost Ark – 13.35 on RTÉ1
Unlike the arc of the covenant, look at it….again and again and again and again. A classic.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom – 15.40 on RTÉ1
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – 15.45 on RTÉ2
Do yourself a favour and fast forward through the entire segment in the forest.
Wreck-It Ralph – 16.10 on BBC1
Brilliant idea, brilliant cast, brilliant gags. Eh, yeah, it’s brilliant.
Casper – 16.20 on ITV2
Anyone in the mood for nostalgia?
Kung Fu Panda – 18:00 Virgin Media Two
What’s not to love about a panda doing kung fu?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two – 18.15 on RTÉ2
Wonderful ending to the beloved franchise with some brilliant action and an epic line from Molly Weasley.
Iron Man 2 – 18.25 on ITV2
Mickey Rourke. Cockatoo. Discuss.
Sherlock Holmes : A Game of Shadows – 21.00 on ITV2
Manages to up the action and introduce Moriarty. A fine way to pass the time.
Final Destination 5 – 22.00 Comedy Central
On Comedy Central? Ok. Death, elaborate death, and even more death.
Gladiator – 23.10 on More4
Swords, sandals and Russell Crowe at his very best.
Rocky V – 00.20 on RTÉ2
Stallone didn’t like it but maybe you do?
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