An elderly woman fought off an attacker near a wooded area in England by squeezing his testicles and leaving him in excruciating pain.
Some woman.
Last Monday at 11.30am a man approached the woman shouting, “Get off my land!” before hitting her in the mouth.
Her reaction was excellent. She calmly grabbed him by the plums, gave them a squeeze, left him in agonising pain, walked away and never looked back.
If we had video of the incident, it’d have Thug Life written all over it.
According to the Irish Examiner, the incident took place near an old airfield in Stoke Orchard near Cheltenham in England, and police are making enquiries.
The man is white, aged between 25 and 35, 5ft 8in tall, of slim build, with dark hair and wearing blue jeans, a black/navy jacket, brown working boots and a navy baseball cap.
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