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26th Feb 2015

Jaysus, a married Russian actor was drugged and had his testicles stolen

This is the stuff of nightmares

Paul Moore

This is the stuff of nightmares.

If ever you needed another reason as to why you should always keep a close eye on your drink then this story involving Dmitry Nikolaev is most certainly that.

The married actor was recently having a drink with a ‘young blonde woman’ who approached him at a bar in Moscow after he finished a performance at a small theatre.

Rather than say no to the invitation and return to his family, Nikolaev accepted the mystery girls offer before proceeding to visit a nearby sauna where they kissed and drank some more before he passed out.

What follows next is the stuff of nightmares because he woke up next day at a bus stop, felt acute pain in his body, and noticed blood on his trousers.

After rushing to the hospital, doctors informed Nikolaev that he was drugged with an unknown substance and had his testicles removed with surgical precision.

Police feel that the incident is related to an ongoing investigation into a gang that are seeking to sell human organs on the black market but this story made everyone here in JOE Towers collectively wince at the same time.

Christ almighty, after seeing this story we’re having second thoughts about ever opening our mouths to speak to another mysterious woman at a bar ever again.

H.T – Daily Mail

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