Well, there’s something we never thought we’d see…
Yesterday we had the news that Starbucks would be opening a drive-through in Ireland and now we have another very interesting coffee-related story.
There will be a coffee and fellatio cafe opening in London later this year according to The Independent.
For those of you unfamiliar with the term fellatio, it is the oral stimulation of a man’s penis… or a blowjob as the cool people are calling it these days.
Basically, you enter the cafe and a waitress will take your order while you scroll through a list of escorts. Once you’ve chosen one to your liking, the waitress will take care of your order while the escort will take care of your baloney pony.
It’s a pretty simple system really.
A coffee and fellatio cafe opened in Geneva recently and the founder of that cafe, Bradley Charvet, is behind this new venture which will open in Paddington, London in December this year.
Customers will enter the cafe which will serve coffee and pastries, then will be given an iPad with a list of escorts to choose from to perform oral sex on them.
A base charge of £50 will apply on all “coffee” purchases with £10 added for every extra 15 minutes.
Prostitution is legal in England but brothels are illegal, and the whole fellatio cafe idea is a bit of a grey area when it comes to the law.
We just have one question, do they still put your name on the cup?
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