Happy Friday everybody.
Poor Peter Komoll, he meant well.
The 68-year-old pensioner from Berlin felt the need to make an emergency call to the police recently, due to the fact that some very randy foxes were having “abnormally long sex” in his garden.
How long was this “abnormally long sex” we hear you ask?
At least 20 minutes, that’s how abnormally long. We know, pretty impressive, right?
To be fair to Herr Komoll, he had spotted the animals and presumed that they may have been in distress at the time. He told a reporter, “I thought the animals had got stuck together and they might injure themselves permanently. But the police weren’t in the slightest bit interested.”
The uninterested lawman advised him to stop wasting police time and to call a forester instead. A forester, we suspect, who may have been confused as to why he was being contacted about horny horticultural foxes, and not about an actual forest.
According to an animal expert: “Foxes have sex for at least 20 minutes because the male’s semen is slow moving. Whilst they are having sex, the male penis expands to stop them separating before ejaculation.”
There’s no mention as to whether the foxes actually completed their act of lovemaking, so we’re going to presume that they’re still in the throes of passion in Peter Komoll’s garden.
Those goddamn fornicating foxes, at it like rabbits.
Clip via MissSodaPop89 and hat-tip to Metro.
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