Ah, I love those lazy Saturdays.
It being the May Bank Holiday weekend, many of you probably have loads of exciting plans for this Saturday, particularly if the weather manages to hold up.
Whatever you’re doing, we’re almost certain you have a busier Saturday planned than one stoner in Western Australia, whose to-do list was found in a search of his house by police and subsequently posted on Twitter.
Rarely has a day of doing nothing much at all ever been planned in such meticulous detail and we’re particularly fond of steps one, nine and five in particular.
Are ur Saturdays hectic like this!!! To do list located at search warrant in Cooby. #MurdochLPT3 pic.twitter.com/KdpMbdEYMq
— Murdoch Police (@MurdochPol) April 30, 2015
Livin’ life to the max, eh?
Enjoy your Saturday brother.
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