The drama.
Kelly Keeg is a very sarcastic lady from New York who loves McDonald’s and compliments (who doesn’t?) and she was on a heartbreaking flight at the weekend.
Kelly was across from a couple who were having some relationship problems and it culminated in the guy breaking up with the girl on the plane.
Here’s how the whole thing unfolded.
https://twitter.com/keegs141/status/635601861349896192
Guy: “is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Great. JUST GREAT. I’m so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don’t care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I don’t want to be this girl. I don’t want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“Is that what you’re starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I’ve ever had
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “you don’t even understand why I’m FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Why is this so easy for you? It’s just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “You need to calm down” Girl: “To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I’m going to ask Charlotte. I’m going to ask her the minute we get home and we’ll see if your STORIES MATCH” (Omg scandal who’s Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “I can’t discuss this anymore.” Girl: “so I’m not worth your time????”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What the fuck? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
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