Ring-a-Ding-Ding!
A town in central Germany had a day to remember when a vibrating penis ring inadvertently caused a bomb scare.
A casino in the town of Halberstadt in Saxony-Anhalt played scene to the event, as a staff member heard a “strange humming noise” coming from the trash can in a men’s bathroom and rang police on Tuesday afternoon when she heard , officers said in a statement.
Following proper protocol, police evacuated 90 people from nearby streets before the bomb squad was brought in to investigate the sound.
Only to find a penis ring. Someone dumped a penis ring into the bathroom of a casino which caused a bomb scare. Just like that scene out from Fight Club then.
The ring’s vibrations were particularly loud, police said, due to the echo from the metal trash can.
“Whoever deposited the object intentionally there isn’t yet known,” police said, but noted a criminal investigation is underway to find the culprit.
What a cock up.
Feature image via Focus.de
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