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23rd Jul 2014

The BBC’s news ticker claims that the Queen has failed a drugs test

Somebody in the newsroom clearly needs a second cup of coffee.

Tony Cuddihy

Somebody in the newsroom clearly needs a second cup of coffee.

According to the BBC, the Queen has tested positive for morphine. Now JOE is a firm believer that what happens in the palace should stay in the palace, but this really gave us pause this morning.

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Now, let us qualify this by insisting that the Queen has not been getting a little bit too recreational in her spare time, and that it was actually her horse Estimate that actually ran afoul of the doping authorities.

 

Hat-tip: Independent.co.uk

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