Somebody in the newsroom clearly needs a second cup of coffee.
According to the BBC, the Queen has tested positive for morphine. Now JOE is a firm believer that what happens in the palace should stay in the palace, but this really gave us pause this morning.

Now, let us qualify this by insisting that the Queen has not been getting a little bit too recreational in her spare time, and that it was actually her horse Estimate that actually ran afoul of the doping authorities.
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— Tennear (@nicktennear) July 22, 2014
Hat-tip: Independent.co.uk
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