A novel approach to drugs smuggling. Still didn’t work, though.
A man has been arrested in Spain after trying to conceal more than 100g of cocaine in a ham and cheese toasted sandwich.
Spanish police stopped the man from boarding a flight to Benidorm and then posted the following photos on their official Twitter page, with nice pouches of coke sitting atop the melted cheese.
That’d give it quite the kick, we’d say. He should probably just go with the mustard next time.

Cheers to the girls at Her.ie for this.
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