Did you know that gay men will be given the ability to grow children from the Earth if we change the Constitution on May 22nd?
Frankly, we hadn’t a clue that such a dramatic change in human biology would arise from the vote on May 22nd, while the news that lesbian couples can turn men into spectres with no soul is really quite alarming.
Thank you, Iona Institute.
Worst of all, if we all vote yes on May 22nd, gay men and gay women will get to go on the end of seesaws, with straight people in the middle. It’s no fun being in the middle, is it?
For the love of seesaws, and seesaws alone, you know which way to vote.
Clip via Andrew Mangan (who recognises that he ruined a certain gag by mixing up Sister Sledge with The Pointer Sisters, a joke that went over our heads anyway, not that we like admitting it)
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