There’s only one winner here in a clash of hurls.
Most hurlers will tell you that getting any sort of advantage over a direct opponent is always a good thing because momentum and mentality can be just as important as skill.
Being first to a breaking-ball, delivering a thundering shoulder or performing a score-saving block can all boost a players confidence but this hurl that’s being advertised for sale on DoneDeal promises to go one better.
According to the very funny description, this piece of kit/weaponry was forged in the fiery chasms of Mount Doom and it’s indestructible qualities also emanate an aura of ‘don’t f**k with us ‘ to your rivals.
Take a look at this great description that leaves us with only one question. Could anyone actually run with the bloody thing?
Here are a few more images of the hurl in question, just in case you’re tempted to call up the owner.
Thanks to JOE reader Nessan Kavanagh for sending this into us.
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