Tales From The Tabs
What do you get if you’re charged with possession of marijuana at a World Cup match? Well, if you’re Paris Hilton, the answer is nothing but a few slices of pizza.
Hilton was arrested for possession of the drug at the World Cup quarter-final between Brazil and Holland in Port Elizabeth on Friday afternoon.
According to the Irish Daily Star Sunday, the Hollywood heiress attended a special World Cup court in the city on Saturday morning, when she was provided with some pizza by thoughtful attendants before the charges were withdrawn by the State.
Hilton’s pal Jennifer Rovero, a 31-year-old New York mother of two which the paper describes as “a former Playboy Playmateâ€, pleaded guilty to the offence with the penalty being either 30 days in prison or a €110 fine. It’s believed that Rovero was able to stump up the necessary cash to avoid a month in the slammer.
A page or two further in there’s a story which just has to be seen to be believed: the giant stomach cyst which Grzegorz Mylnarski now sports as a result of a Dublin street attack three years ago.
The 33-year-old, known as Greg, was stabbed four times and kicked by a gang while he lay on the ground during the attack in Tallaght, Dublin in February 2007.
Major medical complications have meant that the Polish national has been left with a massive intestinal septic cyst and a 12-inch surgical scar.
