Pic of the day (above)
Raring to go! Dublin’s Alan Brogan, Michael Shields of Cork, Kerry’s Michael Quirke, Tyrone man Stephen O’Neill and Mayo skipper Trevor Mortimer at the launch of the GAA Senior Football Championship in Kerry yesterday.
Tonight’s Telly
Pick of the night: The Bourne Ultimatum, RTÉ 1, 9.35pm.
Matt Damon hits the screen tonight as for the first time this classic is shown on Irish telly. Â Amnesiac rogue assassin Jason Bourne’s long-buried memories are reawakened by a journalist researching the secret organisation that turned him into a killing machine. Meanwhile, a CIA director becomes convinced Bourne is still a security risk, and plans to dispose of him once and for all.
Sporting highlight: Man City v Spurs, Sky Sports 2, 7.30pm
This is the biggest game of the season for both clubs as the winner will almost certainly book a place in next season’s Champions League and be the club to replace Liverpool in the so-called “big four.†Spice has been added to the fixture with Harry Redknapp’s comments in the last 24 hours so expect sparks to fly. Not to be missed.
More TV: Motorway Cops, BBC 1, 9pm
The reality show about police in Britain getting into all sorts of hilarious jams with motorists. Tonight the officers are called in to help stop a stolen lorry being driven through the city centre, where eight patrol cars are in hot pursuit, and reveal how they deal with motorists who are economical with the truth when questioned
Live Like JOE
Live like JOE….. Be chivalrous
There isn’t any harm or shame in being a gentleman to your other half or your elders.
If you are going for a meal with a nice young lady hold the doors open for her, pull out her chair and let her order first. This can be crucial if you are yet to “seal the deal†and it will earn you many brownie points otherwise.
If you are on public transport and there are no seats, give up yours to a lady or elderly person who doesn’t have one. Help the elderly cross busy streets or help them with their shopping if needs be. It is rarely of any great inconvenience to any of us and you’ll feel good about yourself afterwards, seriously.
Mood Swingometer
Today we’re feeling…. confused.
That mean volcanic ash cloud is back and we don’t know what to think. As a result airports are closing again and loads of people face being stranded both here and abroad. Madness!
Maybe we should build a big volcano ash cloud chimney or something to sort it out? It will probably be delayed though, just like the proposed underground DART which has been put back by three years and will now be ready by 2018…..
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