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05th Sep 2010

05/09 Tales of the Tabs

RTE staff are paying for cheap grub, Wayne Rooney is paying for an expensive hookers, while nobody is paying to see George Hook.

JOE

In the Sunday World is the headline ‘Gift grub’ which gives details of the RTE’s canteen prices, where a three course meal will set you back only €7. A bowl of soup is €1.02, a caramalised oninon and stout sausage in a red wine sauce is €3.67, while the television licence fee is €160.

The Irish News of the World has ‘Cheating Roo beds hooker,’ which reveals that Wayne Rooney has once again been paying for sex. It is a prostitute more than half the age of his last one, though. He paid 21-year-old Jenny Thompson €1,500-a-time, while his wife, Coleen, was pregnant.

The Irish Mail on Sunday gives the story that a cruise by American Holidays had to be cancelled due to lack of interest. Their newspaper ad read, “Cruise with the legendary George Hook. An opportunity NOT to be missed! from €1,169. Listen to George Hook give seminars on ‘how to beat the recession,’ and ‘Irish Rugby to the World Cup 2010’ as well as enjoying his usual craic and repartee whilst cruising around the Mediterranean!.’

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