Day five in the Big Brother House (did you say it in a deep Geordie accent? We hope you did) saw poor Georgia Salpa having a cry in the bedroom after being asked some nasty questions by viewers.
Our Georgia was bombarded with questions like “will you fake a romance just to stay in the house” and “do you get noticed as Kim Kardashian a lot”?
This obviously upset poor Georgia. But like a shark hunting the weakest member of a group of seals true gentleman, TOWIE’s Kirk was at hand to lend the upset, venerable Georgia a shoulder to cry on.
At one point, Kirk turns to Frankie Cocozza who was also in the bedroom at the time and asks “What am I gonna do if Georgia leaves?” We can hazard a guess what he might do – repeatedly.
In fairness to Kirk he knows all the right things to say. As Georgia sheds a tear, Kirk turns to her and says, “You still look pretty by the way, when you’re upset.” Smooth man.
During his conversation with Georgia, he turns to Frankie and gives him some words of wisdom. Speaking to Georgia: “I don’t want you to leave me, I’m only getting to know ya… Frankie write this down.”
Georgia then complains about looking stupid in the Diary Room to which Kirk says, “You don’t look stupid, f***ing hell, if you look stupid I’d love to look like you. I wouldn’t leave my bed. I’d be causing havoc on myself.”
Yes, Kirk did tell Georgia that if he looked like her, he would stay in bed all day and cause havoc on himself. Classy man.
Watch the video above for more of Kirk’s ‘heart warming’ sweet talk and remember to take notes – and them make sure to burn them.
At the moment Georgia looks like the bookies favourite to be the first person voted out of the house, which would be a shame. If she goes, what else would we have to talk about?
