Nothing makes going to the can more relaxing and enjoyable than not having to touch the manky toilet seat. That’s why we’ve brought you the toilet seat lifter.
Is your missus constantly at you for leaving the toilet seat up after you take a leak? Instead of arguing the usual case of ‘you’re the one who has to lift it up so she can put it back down’, just quit while you’re ahead and buy the Ashton Products Inc. Toilet Seat Lifter.
Picture the scene: It’s the middle of the night. You go to the bathroom. You have the common decency to put the toilet seat up so that the lady in your life won’t have a wet arse the next time nature calls. You finish and return to bed.
Just as you’re about to get comfortable, your lady friend turns around and orders you back to the jacks to put the toilet seat back down.
You are now left with two options to finally stop the tedious task of putting the lid back on the can. You can tell your missus where to go, however, this will see an end to all things bedroom related. Or, instead, you can kill two birds with one stone and buy yourself an automatic toilet seat lifter.
Lifting the toilet seat has never been so easy
To be honest, the toilet seat lifter is up there with dogs in terms of man’s best friend. Never again will you have touch the grimy, slimy, germ infested toilet seat that hinders your aim at every turn. Instead you’ll keep the seat clean, your pants dry and most importantly, you’ll keep your missus happy.
We can’t really tell if it’s meant to be a novelty item, or if someone has stumbled across one of the greatest breakthroughs of our time. Novelty or not, the toilet seat lifter will certainly come in handy on more than one occasion and it’ll be a bit of a party piece among your friends. Well, your males ones at least.
It’s a clear and honest fact that the lifter makes your life that little bit easier all while being a bit of a p*ss take itself.
If this sounds like the perfect gadget for you or someone you know then get yourself over to Amazon and buy one for just €18 ($25) before it’s too late and all the toilet seat lifters are gone for good.
