A Chicago strip club is offering a very tempting/raunchy Christmas treat to good Samaritans who donate toys to tots.
The Admiral Theatre, located in and around 3940 West Lawrence Avenue Chicago, Illinois (thought we’d help you out) is offering a Christmas treat to those who are willing to treat others this holiday season. For this week only, the theatre is offering free lap dances to those who donate toys to children.
If you’re thinking of catching tomorrow’s Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to O’Hare at 1pm then you’d better hurry as the free lap dance deal is only valid until the 17th.
Before you head down to the €2 Shop and fill up on stocking fillers, be warned, there’s only one free dance per customer, regardless of how many toys you buy.
The local Chicago newspaper, the Chicagoist, reported that five car loads of toys were donated to the strip club last year who in turn donated them to local churches so they could go to children who really needed them.
If that hasn’t got you in the charitable spirit then this certainly will, as The Admiral Theatre is also staging a Nude Pillow Fighting contest during the toy drive. It will see the girls battle to be crowned Snow Bunny Queen.
Who knew sex could sell for charity? Well, apart from the genius that is Michael O’Leary, obviously.
