Hickeys never really make anyone look good, but a penis-shaped hickey is probably the most embarrassing of them all. So we feel a bit sorry for this guy…
We’ve just been sent this hilarious mickey hickey pic and we thought it was so good we had to show you.

According to the picture’s photographer, Adam Dolan, himself and his mate Dave (pictured above) decided to head out to Karma in Galway when Dave stumbled across one of his ex-girlfriend’s mates.
Adam said that Dave then hooked up with his ex’s friend and brought her back to one of the lad’s houses for ‘afters’, but when he woke up this penis hickey was on his neck.
Speaking to JOE, Adam said: “I’m not sure if she did it because she thought he was a dick for what he done, or just for the laugh. [Dave’s] comment on the incident was, ‘at least she can suck well and got the D’”.
So remember lads, you never know what you’re going to wake up with in the morning after a heavy night drinking and it’s always handy to own a turtleneck jumper.