You pull up in your freshly polished motor. You’re felling good – a man’s car is an extension of his personality. Curly-haired car-loving giant Jeremy Clarkson says it’s a decent set of wheels you’ve got there.
But hang on a minute, yer man Clarkson is something of an authority on how well cars drive, but look at the state of him. When it comes to kerbside appeal, we don’t care what Clarkson thinks. The heads we want to turn are of the female variety. We want to know what women think.
Unfortunately, our office is a woman free zone. Fortunately, we’ve noticed some women in the office next door. And so began our quest. Bravely, if a little timidly, we introduced ourselves. Having ventured into their lair, we plucked up the courage to speak to three of them – Lucy, Mary and Jess. They agreed to look at our pictures of cars and answer a few questions.
This week’s car: Suzuki Jimny
A man pulls up next to you driving this. Who would you expect to get out of the car? “A very small man, sorry! It depends though, he wouldn’t be too image-conscious and might be a bit of an outdoorsman. I could see this kind of car used for camping or surfing.”
Think of this car as a man. Who is he? Flash Frank, Sensible Simon, Dull David? “Sensibe Simon.”
And if this car were a sportman/film actor, who would it be? “Simon Baker [The Mentalist] when he used to be on Home & Away.”
You’ve just been on a first date with a man who drives this car – will he be invited in for coffee? “Probably not – maybe just cocoa.”
Rate this car in terms of pulling power from 1 to 10: 1 being awful, 10 being terrific.
Lucy: 2 , Mary: 1 , Jess: 3
GRAND TOTAL: 6/30
