You probably know what’s coming here…
Emile Heskey isn’t the worst footballer of all time, but it’s fair to say that when he does hang up his boots (he’s currently without a club after leaving Australian side Newcastle Jets) he won’t exactly be remembered as a clinical finisher of chances.
Heskey, in fact, has built up quite a reputation for his lack of prowess in front of goal, but last night on Des Kelly’s BT Sport show, Kelly provided him with the opportunity to show that he actually could hit a cow’s arse with a banjo and prove all the people who have said otherwise wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuxUVv1PDTc
It was a nice gesture on Kelly’s behalf, but it’s not going to change the fact that when we think of Heskey, this is automatically the first thing that comes to mind…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McFPYTCnXI
