So this yoke called Concy Ryan told us he was making a video for us. We said, “Fine, just know that we’re not going to pay.”
Then he gets in touch again. Pointing out he’s a big hit on YouTube – a YouTube hero, he says. To be honest, we didn’t believe him. Then we checked on YouTube. Turns out he’s for real.
“I got seven babies and not a sup for ’em,” he told us, clearly still after a few quid. “I loves horses, slabs and burds. And of course my wife Attracta. I see myself as an artist who draws the dole.
“I’m born and bred in Limerick all my life and I never intend on leaving unless it’s to Alancante on holidays.
“All my videos revolve around my life and how I’m trying to get by through the recession without getting locked up.”
And so we present Concy’s guide to… himself.
